Tuesday, August 19, 2008

3rd Thursday and Employee of the Week


In an unprecedented event, the Shakers Employee of the Week is going to be named in advance. For the 2nd consecutive time, Dave Swang is being named Employee of the Week. The reason being he is taking time off from work in order to go live on WDAY on Thursday, August 21 to hype our event at the Fargo Legion that evening. Dave does not normally like doing this type of thing but he is putting the band first. What a trooper! Listen to what Dave has to say at about 2:00 pm on Thursday. That evening we start sometime between 6:00 and 6:30 pm, depending on how long it takes us geezers to set up. We will be playing for about 4 hours so we hope to see you there. The weather is supposed to be in the high 80's so I have a feeling we won't be wearing long sleeve shirts and ties!

Now, back to Dave. Let's rate Dave's on air performance with Al Aamodt on Thursday in the following way.

5 points--WOW, what a great job. He was so entertaining I quit doing everything else just take in his wisdom and wit!

4 points--It seemed Dave had a good grasp of the English language and I was pleasantly surprised at how well he handled himself.

3 points--He didn't make any huge mistakes and I didn't fall asleep during the interview. Maybe he should have told a couple of jokes in order to pep it up a bit.

2 points--Tsk, tsk, tsk. I think he should have thought more about what he was going to say before he started singing "Tiptoe through the Tulips", although it was a dandy version.

1 point--What a stumblebum! I cannot believe that Dave muttered and mumbled so much. Boring, uneventful and as entertaining as a Green Bay Packer girlfriend.

Although all the votes have not been tabulated, Bud Fontes will again finish last in the voting.

2 comments:

Anna said...

Your post was surprisingly entertaining. Based on it's comical content, I'll give it a 3. You have a firm grasp of the English language, but fail to use any large words. You must stink at Scrabble.

Margie said...

I am an old friend of Bud Fontes and Sandy. Any chance you could pass on my information . . . I'd like to say "HI" to them!